Sunday, September 15, 2013

Chapter 1.7-The World is my Popsicle

When we last left our heroic couple Lottie had married Sherman Bagley (now Nott,) moved in with him and wished for a baby. Then they both wished to go to the festival where Lottie, once again, decorated the building and we discover that Sherman has the Coward Trait. Lottie had gone home all on her own to puke again and James stayed behind, his victory over his wife in Hot Dog Eating still fresh in his mind.
 
 
Hey Sherman?
-Damn! It's that voice again.
Sherman, I'm going to be here for a while. Get used to it.
-Fine. I'm still seeing a therapist about you though.
Knock yourself out. But what are you doing?
-What does it look like I'm doing?
Challenging all the old ladies in town to a hotdog eating contest. But surely you're not that...
 

 
-Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm gonna win I'm gonna win I'm gonna win I'm gonna win I'm gonna win.
Lady on the far right- Elbow him in the head Nellie! He sounds like a broken record!
Nellie (in the purple hat)- Nah, I've got a better idea, let's show him what we're made of girls!
*DING!!!


Sherman- MMmmmFff Fwinnin'!!! Floook 'em gag! (Iiiiiii'mm Winning! Look at 'em gag!)
Harriet- *Gasp! *Choke! Not on your life boy!


Harriet- Haha! Eat THAT pretty boy!
Sherman- Mmmmmffff, NOM, UFffff, fno! Fecond! I'ff be fecond! (*eating noises. UMmmmm, no! Second! I'll be second!)

 
June-Nope! You silly little boy. You need to get up a whole lot earlier to be able to beat us. C'mon Nellie! Spank the little boy! Show 'im what you're made of!
Nellie- *Hack!!! *Gag! *Gasp!!!


*DING!!!
Sherman- Oh, my Maker. Oooooooooh, my maker. I lost to a bunch of old women. *whispers! Old women!
Nellie- Sorry girls. I'm just as good at this anymore. But I'm getting my esophagus stretched soon, so we'll have to do a rematch pretty boy.
Sherman- Oh my Maker.
 

 
The next day is Leisure Day and instead of Sherman taking a break, he's to be found in the upstairs bathroom:
-Stupid effin damn-
You don't wanna finish that Shermy!
-And why not?!?
Because I'm not putting the adult warning up. That's why.

 
-You know, I wouldn't be so upset about the mopping if only that stupid tub would quit spewing it all over the floor!
Then wish to repair it pretty boy.
-No! We've got the funds. I want it replaced!
But, I want to save that to move you two into a bigger house!
-I wish to replace it! And I want a maid! And a hamper! And a pool party!
Geez. No need to get your panties in such a wad. You're no fun. Where's Lottie?
-I haven't seen her since she spun unto some new sleep wear  little while ago.
WHAT?!?!? How did I miss that??? Lottie!!!


 
-♪♫Tagging the wall. Tagging the wall. It's so much fun! Tagging the wall! ♫♪
Lottie?
-Yo! It's the Maker! Haven't seen you this morning!
Why didn't you tell me-
-That I got new sleepwear? No biggie.
No biggie??? Lottie it means you're-

 
-♫♪Tagging the wall.-♪♫
Lottie.
-You're such a buzzkill. Literally.
Yes, about that. This is an enclosed space. That is magical spraypaint.

 
-And what's your point?
That I'd rather like a few extra IQ points from that little one in your tummy.
-Blah. You're so boring.
You keep life too interesting.
-Fine.

 
-There, see? That better?
Yes Lottie, thank you. But what are you going to go do?

-Decorate the wall! You don't want me decorating the inside of the garage, I'll just decorate the outside!

 

-Mmmmm. See? Isn't it so much prettier?
Lottie, what is that?
-The world is my popsicle. Dripping with simmy goodness. Yum.

 
Do you really think you should be standing that close to it, Lottie?
-Why wouldn't I stand close to it?
Maybe the toxic fumes that could somehow affect your unborn child???

 
-Nah. Baby likes it. *babyvoice Don't you baby? Baby likes Mommy's pretty pictures that make pretty smells!
Oh Lottie. I really worry for the future.
-What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing, Lottie. Nothing at all.

 
-Gasp! I've got an idea!
With the fumes you've just inhaled? I kinda doubt it.
-No! Really! And it's a good one!
Oh no. No please. I want those simoleans to-
-I wish for a pool!!!
Damn you!
Damn you all to heck!


 
-Ohmymaker . Ohmymaker! I've got a pool!
-*gasp!
What?
-Ohmymaker. Oh.My.Maker!
What Lottie? What's wrong? Did Timmy fall down the well?
-I'm MARRIED!
Damn you, Lottie. Where's Sherman?
-Leisure Day festival. He said something about having a score to settle.
You two are going to kill me. You know that right?
-Sims only last a little while, but Makers last forever.
Thanks Lottie.

 
Sherman?
-Mmmf! Nod' Now foice in ma' 'fed! Fwinnin'! (Not now voice in my head! Winning!)
Sherman did you seriously challenge every elder male in town to  hotdog eating contest?
-Yeff!
...
...
Well, might as well see how you do huh?
 

 
I mean, if he lost to three sweet little old ladies, surely he'll lose to these gentlemen right?

 
But what's this? What's this?

 
It. It can't be. It looks like he's pulling ahead! And Really Kurt? You're losing??? To Sherman Bagley-Nott???


 
-Yes! Yes! I Am the winner!!!
Hey Sherman?
-The winner who hears voices. *facepalm.
Sherman, you do remember who you're married to, right?
-Yeah? Why?
Because you're not the winner my boy. Not by a long shot.
-What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing Sherman. Nothing at all.

8 comments:

  1. Hahaaa :p Loved it.
    Sherman and his endless eating contests, and Lottie and her constant tagging... How is this poor baby going to turn out?
    (*chants* quads quads quads quads...)
    Don't you just love when they're too stupid to fix the thing that's pouring water all over the floor? "I'll just keep mopping... Eventually I'll win, right?"

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    1. Don't.Know. lol. I'm a little antsy to see what it gets up to myself. I might just have to go in today and peek. lol. NO! Quads are turned OFF! Gosh. I've had triplets once in game. Once! Naturally (should have played the lottery that day) too and it was a nightmare. I'm still not positive Helen was ever potty trained. As it was Kristine (her mother) was constantly passed out somewhere in their huge house from her attempts to train the three of them. No Quads! No curse from you!

      I know, right? Lol. They're so silly.

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  2. Him being better at eating hot dogs than his wife, not so sure that's a good thing! And then beaten soundly by a gaggle of gray hairs, hehe. Nicely done, Sherm. Definitely not the winner! Bless his little sim heart.

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    1. Nope. Given some recent developments, Nope. Not at all. He kinda makes me wonder. lol. Yup! The women beating him and then he stands there all bambi. *snort. Torturing the cowards is fun. lol

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  3. I loved Sherman being beaten by the old ladies, lol.
    The never-ending puddle...I've seen more than my share of those, lol. Sims will consistently refuse to wish to repair things.

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    1. Yup. No wish. I finally just replaced it so that Sherman would do something other than mop the floor. :/ I guess that Neat trait has a few disadvantages.

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  4. Keep mopping. Just keep mopping. No, I'm never gonna wish to fix it!
    *maker replaces shower*
    Hey! I wanna fix the-
    Oh, it's shiny and new!

    Yeah, that happened to me earlier today. -.-

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    1. >_< That bites. Stoopid sims. Need to get their wishes together. lol

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