Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Chapter 1.6- Hotdogs won't exist tomorrow

When we last left our heroine, Lottie had managed to finally get a boyfriend and was well on her way to finally fulfilling her wish to get married. She'd found Sherman Bagley and had managed to wear him down enough that he agreed to date her all while his baby momma looked on.



Lottie- If your old girlfriend thought that little bit of PDA was disgusting I've got a real zinger up my sleeve!
Shermy- I swear. I've never met her!!!
Constance- ar;ugthaesf

Lottie- Marry me Shermy!
Constance- They deserve each other.
Shermy- Yes!

And so we're half way to fulfilling that Get Married Wish. Finally.



Afraid to lose anymore time, she follows her proposal with a request to have an immediate private wedding. Shermy agrees and I've.Finally.Got.That.Wish. Taken CARE OF!!!


Constance- I can't believe he just married her.
Mags Newbie- Who are you again?


I move them into Sherman's house because boy is bank and the house is far nicer than what she's got and if we're going to have 5 kids running around we need the space.

Sherman works on wish to read a pregnancy book since he's an expectant father. Lottie is already in bed. All those super late nights taking their toll on her in the end.


But because of her early bedtime, she's also up rather early too.
Hey Lottie?
-Yes?
Whacha doin'?
-Painting a small wall mural.
On the house???
-It was so bare and blank! I'm just decorating.


The last time you said that you got arrested.
-Oh! It anyone gets too mad about it it washes right off. See? There? Isn't that so much better looking?
If you like pretending you live in a train yard, then yes. Yes, it does.
-You're such a downer. I bet- Gasp! I want to RANT about something!!! Gimme a megaphone!
Oh boy.


Just to fulfill those new wishes I comply and Lottie heads off to the front porch with her new megaphone.
-Work Sucks!
If only you knew.
-Work Stinks!
Are you trying to get your audience to chant or something?


-What audience?
Oh.
-Down with Desks!
Lottie?
-What do we want? Less Work! When do we want it? NOW!
Lottie?


-Power to the Employees! Promotions Suck too!
LOTTIE!
What?
You like getting Promotions? Remember? They usually come with nice raises and you get to boss lesser sims around?
- ...


-Can it, you!
Fine, whatever Lottie. Hopefully your kids give you this much hell too.
-Kids?
Yes. May your children be your curse!
-*Gasp! I Want Baybeez!
I just totally screwed myself didn't I?
-What do we want? BAYBEEZ! When do we want 'em? NOW!
Damn you.

Lottie- Good Morning Sherman!
Sherman- Wow. Having you live here is nice! Will I wake up like this everyday?
Lottie- No.
Sherman- Rats.


Some baby chimes later:


Sherman- Look! Hotdogs!
Lottie- Yeah, I'm hungry too.
I wonder why Lottie.
Lottie-Prolly cause I threw up a little while ago.
And why might that be?
Lottie- Inhaling all the paint fumes.
*facepalm.


Shermy- Yes! I'm a cop!
Sherman?
Shermy- Gotta go see the counselor at work. That voice just won't go away.
...
-Oooo! A bell!



And they both start stuffing their faces like hotdogs won't exist tomorrow.
Shermy-Mmmf Fwinnin'!
Lottie- AURGHfffff! NOM NOM
This should be interesting.


Shermy-  Omigawd! I won!
Lottie- MFfupid fwinnin'. Ftill Eeting!
So I send the Shermanator home to put his hotdog winnings in the fridge totally breaking the rules by doing so, but I brought him right back. I wanted those hotdogs dammit.
While the cop's away the Lottie will play and Lottie is no exception.

Lottie?
-Mmmhmm?
Do you remember the last time you got caught 'decorating' here?
-Best day of my life!
Uh, shouldn't that be the day you got married? To a different cop than the one that arrested you?
-Oh, but it let me know all about how awesome cops are. I love cops.
Oh, Lottie.


-Hey cool! Look at this! I can do 3d now!
Good for you. Thank the maker you weren't arrested.
-Pretty colors...
Yeah. Really nice Lottie.
-Thank you!


Meanwhile, at the other end of the building the men are battling it out at the soccer net.
Shermy- Omigawd! He's got a leg of steel!
Sherman? That's Kurt Shallow. And it's his temper you've got to look out for.
Shermy- He's a dragon! Omigawd! I'm so scared of dragons!
What the hell are your traits Shermana- Oh. Maybe I won't be calling you the Shermanator anymore.
Shermy-What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing Shermy. Nothing at all.




And this is where we leave it folks. Next time: We follow our intrepid heroes as they scale new heights of mediocrity and stupidity on leisure day!
Lottie- What's that supposed to mean?










10 comments:

  1. What are the former Sherminators traits? Coward, obviously, but what else?

    LOL at Lottie shouting at you with the megaphone! That was brilliant!

    YAAAY BABIES! :D Babies everywhere!
    -What?
    LOL! :D

    I'm pretty jealous of Lottie rolling the right wishes at the right times, but I do enjoy my cheating too :p
    Can't wait to see baby! Have you played that far?

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  2. I don't know! I need to actually look. That might help, huh? I think he's either got neat or perfectionist.

    Yeah I know. lol. When she started yelling at me I was like, fine. Go ahead. Yell at me. You'll pay for that.

    Yep! Babies! Gotta get that LTW going.
    Lottie has some doozies for wishes, but at least they make life much more interesting when she does them. I mean, street art? Megaphones? Sherman, however, snowed me on the next one with wishes. I was ready to wring his little neck.
    And yes. I just, uh, need to get some shots. lol

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  3. Yay for babies!
    I'm happy Lottie got herself a rich husband. And such a provider, wining plates of hot dogs!

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    1. Yes! Free Food! At this point I hadn't looked in their family inventory and I'd been wondering why they only had like 3k in funds. So I was all about the free food.

      And yes! Babies! Tooke me an entire sim week to get her there, but it's there!

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  4. yay for marriage! I have no doubt they will make an...interesting couple. LOL, marking graffiti on her own house! Shermy will be thrilled.

    LOL @ "yes! I'm a cop!"

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    1. Yeah, At this point I was like "I'm never going to roll this in the legacy, lets see what it's really like!" And decided the house needs some 'pizazz!' Once her skill gets a little higher I'mma send her out to decorate other buildings around town. Woot!

      I'm going to have fun with the police here just since she started things off by getting arrested. Why not? ;)

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  5. Was "Shermana" a typo? LOL.
    Heights of mediocrity! Yes!
    "A dragon, a dragon. I swear I saw a dragon!"

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  6. 'Shermana-' was supposed to be him cutting me off mid "Shermanator." Considering he was going to prove I'd given him that nickname very prematurely, it was supposed to be a haha. Also kind of a Sherman the girl type thing. Gosh it's been so long. lol.
    Ah! And with sims those heights will never be fully explored I'm afraid. Ha!
    Ok, now there's some lyrics I can get behind! Have you seen the trailers for the new one?

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    1. I'm worried I'll be so cynical with memories of the old one that the new one will piss me off. In my mind, it's supposed to be a little campy, and I don't think that's what they went for this time. The dragon actually looks a little scary. Though, I've heard this new version is more true to the book. There's a book, right? I just know what I've heard.

      You should do another wishacy. Make it Lottie Mach II
      (Did I spell Mach right? Mock?)

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    2. Ha! Yes. Okay. Hubs keeps saying how it looks awesome and amazing and to me it looks dark and a little scary. Wow! I didn't know there was a real book! We had the Disney book, ofc, lol, but outside of that y'know?

      Aw, you're sweet. I can find too many loopholes with the wishes to do another Wishacy, sadly. There is an ISBI I'm into generation 10 of that I attempted to blog, but I couldn't keep up with it the way I wanted, so... and I really need to get the prep work for the next Sixkillers done. lol. Life. You get it.

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