Chapter 1.2- But I love him!

We last left the heroine of our Wishacy as an officer approached her as she dabbled in street art. Let's see how she handles this, shall we?

Officer-Please step over here, Miss.
L- It was just a bit of street art! It's art! And I didn't get to finish!
Officer- Just step over here please.
Lottie- *sigh. Okay.

Officer-Hands on your head miss.
Lottie-Hey, Maker?
Yes, Lottie?
Lottie-You're going to resetsim me out of this aren't you?
No. No this is far too funny to abort. *snickers.
Lottie-You're totally not getting a birthday card from me this year.
Aw, but this is still so much better!
Lottie-I hate you.
Yeah, I know.

Officer-Uh, Miss?
Lottie-Yes?
Officer-Is there a doctor somewhere I need to call for you?
Lottie-Doctor?
Officer- You do know you're talking to yourself don't you?
Lottie- If I am, will you be nicer to me?
Officer-No.
Lottie-*sigh. Then no. I'm talking to the maker.
Officer- Damn. Another religious nut.

Lottie- But I'm not-
Officer- Doesn't matter. We know the drill for you types all too well.
Lottie-Drill?
Officer- Move 'em out! Hut Hut!

Lottie-Why are we running?
Officer- Gotta move fast before your maker steps in.
Lottie- But, but, my maker says she's not going to-
Officer-Doesn't matter. Move it Pansy!
Lottie-But my name is Lottie and oh my...
Lottie???
-He's got a pretty tushy.
*facepalm. Just run so I can laugh at you Lottie.
Lottie-*sigh

Lottie-*sniffles. I can't believe I'm getting arrested for my art!
Officer- Aw. Don't cry miss. I'll let you ride in the front seat if you're nice.
Lottie-Really?
Officer-Sure. You're cute.
Lottie- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIp6BJPUC18
Dammit Lottie!
Officer-Please don't talk anymore, Miss.

Lottie- Can I at least know your name?
Officer-Officer James Reed.
Lottie-Ok.
Lottie, don't get any ideas. He's already warned you.
Lottie-But he said I'm cute!
Doesn't matter. He's also just arrested you.
Lottie-But I love him!
Officer Reed-Please don't talk anymore, miss!
Lottie-Okay. *Bats eyes.

One incredibly fast police car ride later:
Lottie-But but but... I thought I'd just been arrested.
Officer Reed- Standard procedure for those who believe in the Maker. Take care of you before divine intervention occurs.
Lottie-Oh!
Officer Reed- And so, Miss?

Lottie- Oooooh! I can see myself in your eyes! You must love me too!
Officer Reed- Miss?
Lottie, he's facing you. Of course there's going to be a reflection.
Lottie-Oh yeah. Hey, Officer? Want to come in and check out my new house?
Officer Reed- Miss?!?

Lottie: Yes Lover?
Officer Reed- You do know that was public property you were defacing! This is your only warning! Do it again and we will throw you in jail, Maker or no Maker!
Lottie-Hey! You're not being nice to me! Do you need a Snickers?

Officer Reed- Do I need a Snickers?!?
Lottie- Yeah. You know- "You're not yourself when you're hungry?"
Officer Reed- ...
Lottie- Hey Maker?
Yes, Lottie?
Lottie-I wanna know his sign.
*facepalm.
Of course you do.

Officer Reed- Miss Nott, do I have to remind you that I am an officer of the law on duty? I could arrest you again for harassment.
Lottie- There you go. Acting like you don't understand that I'm a great catch.
Officer Reed- Miss Nott, please do not deface public property again.
Lottie- I would have even invited you inside to try the salad I made earlier.

Lottie-No! No I shall not let you inside my home to see my bedroom! Or my dresser draw full of shiny panties!
Officer Reed- Is that fish jumping in the river over there?
Lottie- Your sign means nothing to me anymore. You, sir, have broken my heart and shall never more hold it in your wonderfully strong hands!
Officer Reed- ...

Lottie- No! Never more shall I tell you how very much I love you! That when I think about your big strong arms- Hey! What-?
*eye roll. He left Lottie. Officers don't stick around like that.
-But I love him!
I'm sure you do. But he's gone now.
-I still want to know his sign!
Dammit! I forgot about that. Well- hey? Where are you going?

-For a walk.
For a walk where?
-Just right over here.
To do what?
-Play in the ocean silly!

Uh, Lottie?
-Yes, Maker?
You do know that's not the ocean right?
-But it says right up there in my action queue "Play in Ocean." So of course it's the ocean.
Of course it is. What was I thinking...

 

-Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaa!

Lottie?

-LALALALALALAAAALAAAAA!



Dammit Lottie! You're hungry! And it's getting dark!

-Oh yeah! Food!
*sigh! Thank you Lottie.
-Uh-huh!