Chapter 1.4-So what's your sign?

When we left Lottie Nott last time, Lottie was on the hunt for a suitable partner to help her raise 5 children from infant to teen. The very first male she saw in Riverview she set her sights for. Unfortunately, when that happened, he was in the process of arresting her. And now she's hooked. Lets see how her Man hunt is going, shall we?

Lottie?
-What? I'm busy!
Busy doing what?
-Shhhh! Quit being so loud! You'll scare him off!

Lottie, you didn't did you? Oh My PlumbBob, you did! Lottie!
-What? *ding dong
Lottie, if you get arrested again I'm running out on you.
-No, you're not.
Damn you.

Lottie-HIYEEEE!!!!!!
James- I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning.
Lottie- What? Did you forget to get the prenup drawn up?
James- The pre-what???
Lottie- The Prenup! So we can go ahead and get married.
James- ...
Lottie- So are you going to invite me in or not?
James- ...
Lottie- Yay! I can't wait to see your house!

Lottie- Hey, your kitchen is a lot nicer looking than mine.
James- *Thinking* Why did I answer the door?
Lottie- So we'll live here when we get married, okay?
James- ...
Lottie- Yeah, you're right. I'm getting a tad bit ahead of myself. I can't possibly marry you if I don't know your sign! So what's your sign?

James- I'm an Aries?
Lottie- Is that a question?
James- I don't know what's going on anymore.
Lottie- Are you an Aries?
James- Yes. Yes I am.
Lottie- ...
Oh my PlumbBob, Lottie. Are you speechless?
Lottie- ...
Hallelujah! He's a keeper!
James- So, do you wanna group up and go to the Summer Festival?
Lottie- SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!!!!1!~!!!! That's exactly what I just wished for!
Gee, you think?

Lottie- You know I'm going to marry you, right?
James- You know you're really creepy with that, right?
Lottie- Creepy good, right?
James- Does everything have to end in right?
Lottie- I know, right!
I hate you both.

Whereupon our Heroine somehow manages to get James onto the skating rink along with her. I can only assume she slipped something into his snowcone.

Lottie- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuZjUugpzg
James- Why would I let you do that?
Lottie- Because if we're going to get Married and have tons of babies hand holding is the least of your worries?
James- Why am I agreeing to this?

Lottie- And Look! We can even spin while we do it!
James- Hey! This is pretty fun! I bet we can go faster.
Lottie- Faster?
James- Spinning faster. Geez woman.
Lottie- Oh.
Yeah Lottie. Get your mind out of the-

Lottie- Ouchie.
James- *groans. I think I might have scratched my glasses!
Lottie- I might have hurt my bumbum!
Your bumbum Lottie? My 4 year old calls it that.
Lottie- What else would you call it?
Fine, whatever.

James- That was my fault. I think we should try that again.
Lottie- You'll hold my hands, again???
James- Yeah, lets spin again.
Lottie- SQUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!1!!!!!
James- I think that might have been my eardrum rupturing.
Lottie- Yay!

Lottie- Ouch. Okay, no more skaking touchies for you.
James- Sorry! Sorry!
Lottie- *gasps! I just had the best idea.
No Lottie.
Lottie- Yes! Yes it is! Let's go do karaoke!
Please no..
James- Okay.
Lottie- YES!

Lottie- I like how you let me ride in your front seat.
James- If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to make a naughty joke.
Lottie-Naughty? I'm not naughty!
James- No and that's a shame since you're a hottie.
Stahp Now!

And so they ride off to Mix Master's Karaoke where Lottie picks a Barry White tune, hoping to set a mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtwOeoeWhoo
Lottie- Okay, now remember when we say One, we hold up One finger. When we say Two, we hold up two fingers. We'll be like a real act!
James-*Thinking* I've got to remember to call my lawyer in the morning!

Karaoke complete, and finally Lottie wishes to go eat something.
James- OMG that sucked!
Lottie- Hey, I'm only needing a Snickers!
James- What does a candybar have to do with your karaoke abilities?
Lottie- You're not you when you're hungry. Let's go to the diner!
James- Fine.  But you're paying.
Lottie- Yay!

So off to the Diner the pair goes to eat.

And the moment she eats her fill, she runs out, leaving James inside.
Lottie? What are you doing?
Lottie- I'm getting my courage up.
Your courage up? For what?
Lottie-I wanna have my first kiss! And I think I'll just do it with James. And then we can get married and start having baybeez!
You're getting a little ahead of yourself don't you think?
Lottie- No! Never!
James- Lottie?

Somehow, the Maker forgot to get a shot of her Heat of the Moment Kiss with Him. I did, however, get the aftermath.

James- What is WRONG with you?
Lottie- Did I have garlic breath?
James- No! But that was a total violation of my space! Someone in this group has issues, and I'm not sticking around any longer. Goodbye!
Lottie- But I love you!
Lottie, dear? I think it might be time to let him go. 
Lottie- *Sob!
After all dear, tomorrow is another day!