Chapter 1.18-Fiendishly Delighted

Last time! Lottie painted, the kids were crazy, Sherman developed X-Ray vision, and the Nott's managed to land a zombie that thought it was a ghost. And it was all.in.one.day! Let's get right back to it, shall we?

Whacha watchin' there Lottie?
Lottie- The News. O_O
The news? I take it's kinda scary out there huh?
Lottie- Not as scary as it's about to be in here.
In here? Why?

Lottie- Because I'm in Labor! That's why?
Oh. Should I go hide?
Lottie- NO! Get me cribs set up! STAT!
CribSsss?
Lottie- YES!
Oh hell.

And she was right. On the left we have Warner. My husband named him.
Lottie is feeding Edith. (Hubs suggested Carla and I revoked his naming privileges.)

And in the other room all by his lonesome is Scotty.
Scotty makes 9. 9 kids of Lottie's loins. Sherman has 12. o_o And I'm one of the weird ones who likes only having a sim kid or two tops. This is a nightmare.
And while my worst dreams are unfolding the strangeness of the game continues. The kids are all on a field trip and keep getting opportunities, which , as per the rules, I accept. Like 2 sim-minutes later the fail music plays and I get a pop up that they missed out on the opportunities. O_o. The only good thing I can say about all of this is the field trip is at the police station where Daddy Sherman is working. Let's go peek at how they're doing shall we? We'll need to pay particular attention to Cash since he was out harassing Constance all hours last night.

Figures he'd be sleeping on a bench in back of the station. Only he's got an awesome moodlet going on with this.

See that Fiendishly Delighted? From watching a sim suffer? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE. He is fiendishly delighted at his own fail. Rofl! I love this kid.

Meanwhile- around front. Flynn and Sherman are gossiping while the girls are sitting around doing homework. Well, except for Gwen. Gwen is just happy to be standing on the sidewalk in her stripey tights.
Sherman- So we'll just stay right here, and we'll get to avoid the 3 new kids your mom popped out today!
Flynn- That's genius dad! You're so cool! *rolls a wish to be friends with Sherman.
I check their relationship panel aaaaand Nope. Not locking that one in. It would take way too long. In fact, Sherman is in the red with all of his kids except the new ones. LOL

Gwen- These losers all think the air smells all 'laundry fresh' outside of the police station? Puh-lease!

*furiously pedals her bike to a random spot in town.
Gwen-Now THIS is April Fresh! Homework time!
I don't get you.

Back at the police station Sherman tries to be kind to sweet little Samantha, it works and yet again I nix a wish to befriend a child because the relationship is too far gone for me to want to fix when I have 11 sims in the house to  keep up with.
Flynn has already gone home to go to bed for reals, and now Paige is going too. At this point I send Gwen off to learn to fish for a wish, Lily takes a writing class, and I ignore the three that are left.

When Paige gets home I decide that I'm going to tackle her 'have a sleepover' wish and so throw a slumber party. I even cleared out a huge spot in the basement so there would be plenty of room for sleeping bags. So where did they sleep?

OUT-DAMN-SIDE. O_O

WITH IT BEING 48* OUT-DAMN-SIDE. O_o *eye twitches. Really, my twitchy eye was going nuts about here.

And of course, at about 2 am she got the 'getting chilly' moodlet. Effer. So I built a shed around them to get them warm again. When they all got up that morning I realized that she had the option to do a 'friendly introduction' to each of her guests. Quality Party Planning! Woooo! And it seems I did it wrong too. Seems she just wanted to invite a friend to stay the effing night. So wish not fulfilled. Wish deleted. Rules be damned.

As a final note, somewhere along the way Lottie learned how to make firecracker shrimp. Let's watch.

Lottie- Mmmmm! Yummy!
Wait a second? I thought there was supposed to be some glitchy fire breathing animation?!? As glitchy as you guys are you should have that in the bag!

Oh there it is! Yup! Glitchy! I'd half hoped she would catch something on fire, oh well.

lulz. Paige had a plate too. Her animation was better. First she levitated.

Then she made sweet sweet love to her thumb (that's not how you do that sweetie.)

And then she derped.

Since last one was super long, this one is kinda short. Oh well.

Next time! More Firecracker Shrimp fun? Birthdays? Moar babies??? ;)