Yeah. It's been an eon. I've had pics (a ton) and stuff but... stuff. And then they were getting super laggy and I was bored with them (starting is fun. It's hard. But they're worth a boat load and I'd kind of like shorter lifespans for my wishacy.) But now, with AGS all set up, I can go in and make toddlers toddlers for only a few days! And kids can be kids for just a week! Teens for a week too! Life! Will! Be! So! Much! Better! So I'm putting these out so I can go visit Lottie and her brood of terror.
We'll start by showing that ITF is installed.
And that the sudden appearance of the portal scared poor Sherman into running off again. Of course it did.
Okay guys. That's just creepy. Close your eyes while you kiss please? Creepy. :/
Oh yeah! There was a gift giving party going on! There are still guests here and Lottie and Sherman had kissed under the Mistletoe. Someone rolled a wish for that... I forget who. Obviously I didn't. Bleh.
Anyhow, Here's Dallas Shallow 'sneaking up' on Lottie.
Hey, Dallas?
Dallas- Shhhh! I'm being sneaky!
But she can see-
Dallas- SSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!! If you keep talking she'll see me!
Lottie- Oh, Hey there Dallas! How are you?
Dallas- I'm fine. Great party. BTW- RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!
Lottie- Ohholyplumbbobsandmakersandrainbows!
Lottie- Oh my Maker!
Yes, Lottie?
Lottie- Not you. I totally didn't see you coming Dallas!
*sigh. Of course you didn't Lottie.
Lottie- What's that supposed to mean?
Dallas- *frozen smile. I'm, uh, just going to back out of here slowly now. I didn't realize that scaring you would lead to you hallucinating. Then again, Like a Boss. Yeeeaaaaah.
Lottie- One, Two! Two! There are Two walkers! Is that because we have two toddlers?
*facepalm. Yes, Lottie. Though congrats on learning to count. Did the be-ribboned toddler behind you teach you that?
Lottie- Yes, Gwendolyn did help.
Oh yeah! I remembered the toddlers names this time!
The one in red is Gwendolyn. Because red makes me think of my cousin Gwen who has brilliant red hair even in her 50's. xD
The one in white is Lily. Lily white? Geddit? Yeah, it was lame. And it doesn't matter that we can't see their faces, because they grow up in a few pictures anyway.
But first! Sherman's oldest son Albert came over with
Flynn Cash from school one day.
Flynn Cash could care less. Then again, judging by the amount of fun Albert is having with that rocking horse, he could care less that
Flynn Cash is there too.
Bonehilda- By setting this tomato ice cream out on the counter 20 TIMES A DAY for the Maker to so thoroughly clean up each time, I should totally get a raise. Also. My job ROCKS.
Atta girl, Boney. Annoy me too much more and I'll ship you off to my ISBI. That's not a threat either. It's a promise!
Sherman- I'm so scared of doctors!
Bonehilda- 'Sup Sherman?
Sherman- *gasp. I need to change my clothes. Like now. I'm cold. That's why. Right.
Sherman- There. See? That wasn't so bad. It was just the skeletal maid. Doing her job.
Sherman- Oh, who am I kidding? SKELETAL MAID!!!
Paige/
Samantha- Did you ever notice Dad's a bit of a scardey cat?
Whichever one the other is not Samantha- Hmmm, yeah. I guess he is a bit of a scardey cat.
Paige/
Samantha- I think I could make some real money off of it. You want in?
WOTOINSamantha- Hmmmmm...
*Lullaby!*
*sob!
*Glitchy kids!*
*sobs harder
But with the kid dancing on the counters that means *trumpet fanfare* it's time for a birthday party!
First up is Gwen. Lottie was NOT happy about it. Neither was
Redheaded Boy Child Whose Name Also Escapes Me Flynn. He's into potioneering and is forever blowing himself up without wishing to bathe. Little Jerk. He also kept making sad faces during the party.
GO BATHE IDIOT!
Gwen- I.Don'.Wanna! I wanna annoy Maker as Toddler Forever!
Lottie- Wah!
OMG no sparkle shot! Aren't you proud of me?
Here's Gwen as a child.
Lulz. Absent minded trait for the win. Though Paige is totally not heir.
Adorbs!
Beautiful! Gosh Lily is pretty. And because of events about to unfold, she's right up there with
Flynn Cash as favorite for heir.
But first!
Pop!
I hate you Lottie.
Lottie- I don't care. :)
Lily- I'm so glad I get to spend time with Daddy in this tiny bathroom!
Flynn Cash- I'm not. This situation is about to go radioactive! (♪♫I raise my flag! I drop my clothes! It's a revolution, I suppose. We're painted red, to fit right iiiiiin. Whoaaa.♪♫ Couldn't resist. Sorry.)
Dammit Sherman! Roll a want that I can use to get you out of this!
Lily- I thought you kinda hated Daddy for his wandering boy parts?
...
You're right. Screw you Sherman!
Flynn Cash- I'm totally using this as blackmail.
Lily- You're so paying my therapist bills one day.
The second Sherman leaves Roxie Lin to the mercy of his kids they pounce.
First,
FlynnCash scared her. I missed it because I just knew everyone would get bored in the bathroom and leave. Only Sherman walked off.
I wander off a second time and come back to find this. This time, Lily was the one who scared her. I find their similar/totally different reactions priceless. Lily is cackling, Roxie is howling. You deserve it Roxie.
Lily- Oh
Flynn Cash! This is great!
Roxie- I'm leaving.
Flynn Cash- Good riddance. :/
Lily- I'm totally using this to get a bicycle.
FlynnCash- My dad is rubbish. And that chick is trash.
And what was so interesting that I kept leaving the best show in town for? This. Lottie and Constance Shelley, Sherman's Baby Mama, chatting it up. Too bad Constance would admit to nothing and Lottie is still clueless. Oh well.
Now yay! I can go in and play! Maybe Sherman will get a MidLife Crisis and wish to leave Lottie so I don't have to deal with his cheating butt. And now I'm caught up! Woot!
Also, I've since went back and added the correct names to the correct kids. Doh!
